Boy, what a day.

It's funny; this post was suppose to be about how awful my day was but it actually turned out to be funny.
So, today.. my boyfriend broke up with me. How is that funny? Well it was a prank.. it all started in psychology class. He was talking about some hot girl that he would 'bang' and how lucky our friend is to be with 'dealing' with her. I got annoyed, what girl wouldn't. He was showing pictures of her and things.. like do you think i seriously want to see pictures of a girl you want to sleep with? no not really... Anyways,  i said things about the other girls he was attracted to and he went off about if i can't take it then we should go on a break so i can work my shit out.. half a day this lasted. It was suppose to be longer. Thank God it wasn't...
Initially i was going to post something about how i don't deserve him. I wasn't going to write something like "My baby up and left me alone. How could he do it.. go break my heart when he used to be the one crying for me not to leave. Gave him all of me, gave him my soul and that was exactly what he stole from me.." I was actually going to write how i deserved to be left. I've got a lot of issues man. I think i've always known but him 'breaking up' with me opened my eyes. It's almost as if i don't want him having a life, like i don't want him to be him. I have an idea of the perfect man (don't we all?) and sometimes i feel as though he doesn't fit that criteria. No women likes it when the love of their life looks at other women and talk about how hot they think she is. BUT then i realize how wonderful he is. HE IS the perfect man so fuck my idea of what i think it is.. why strive for an idea when you already have the actual thing.
So yeah.. he broke up with me over text as a joke, i pretended to be pregnant, he TRIED to 'play-cheat' on me but FAILED, broke up with.. now it's my turn.. should i actually play or just forfeit?